Do you hunger for adventure?
Do you find yourself wondering, "When was the last time I tore apart a multidimensional demon god?"
Are you lacking the sense of purpose only intergalactic combat can provide?
Do you wish to pierce the madness of a gravitational singularity and survive?
Do you wanna rock?
Does this kind of life look interesting to you?

Then join the Thundercross Express, the only interdimensional, multiversal starship allowed to broadcast in your reality... since we shot down the rest!